The Squeeze

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The enemy was coming, we couldn't all get away safely. The girls knew what would happen to them if they were captured. They decided to make sure they were not taken. They decided to take the gas. That night, as they settled into their sleeping bags, they turned on the gas, and turned off the lights. In the early morning,I went to where they lay to collect any money they had. As I searched their pockets, I squeezed their breasts.

my grandma rules

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I had a dream that I was being chased by an alligator through my grandma's back yard, but I couldn't run and it caught up with me and threw me into a tree. Just as it was about to bite my legs off, my grandma came out of her house to help me and turned into the yellow power ranger but with red eyes and fire for hair. This must have distracted the alligator because he started going after her but she blew up his head with her mind.

Medical Murder

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It was the first day on my new job, a Doctor. I left work only to receive a page shortly after. When I got back and asked where I was needed they said it was too late and the patient had died 'cause i took too long. I was like wtf how did she die? She suffocated by having someone else shove their ass in her face. It was how she wanted to go.

motor arm

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So I was going to some kind of group activity with my parents, and they had invited this really obnoxious fat girl. They told me I had to drive separate with her to our destination. We ended up getting into an accident and next thing I remember is waking up(in the dream) in a third person overhead view of myself and this girl. My body was severed at the waist and only the top part of my body was functional. The girl was just an arm from the elbow down including a hand. To make things more weird, I decided to go on a river where I was laying on my back on a plank of wood and used this girls arm/hand as a motor in front of me with a string attached. We ended up driving somewhere and that is all I remember.

baby crusher

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All of my immediate family all lived together in one small apartment that had a garage beneath it. There was a 5 or 6 month old baby living with us as well, but I don't know whose baby it was. Regardless, it had pooped all over itself so I decided to take it down to the garage to change it. As I did, a semi truck pulled into the garage, and just as it did, my dream turned into a movie trailer and I was watching it. The truck backed in and rolled over the baby, and Joe Pesci got out and said "that solves that!" and then some funny movie music started playing.