I was having a dream that i was back in school.It started with me being in school then there was that bomb that was going to be drop in hiroshima instead it dropped here.Then i went in the classroom only to find out tiny cockroaches where lurking about with acidic spray,and they ate us alive.Then i appeared in a home with 2 chicks and 2 dudes the cockroaches where still there so i decided to use some spray.Then cats started to get stuck in the floor and i pulled them out I then said "Don't hold that,Did you know 100% of cats that come from under your floors have rabies?They where like "Really?" Then the cats where attacking us we were like i don't want rabies!My dad came out and said the only way to kill them is doing this"Then he grabbed a cat and tied it up lit it on fire and hit it with a sledgehammer i tried doing the same but it did't work so then i woke up with an erection?

I am a guy, and I was dreaming that i was in the hospital about to give birth. I had to take a shit so I went in the other room by myself and starting to take my dump when all of a sudden the baby pops out. I catch her before she hits the toilet and hold her in my arms, then the sac things starts coming out and is blowing up like a balloon. A nurse runs in wondering why the baby isn't crying so I spanked the baby.

The enemy was coming, we couldn't all get away safely. The girls knew what would happen to them if they were captured. They decided to make sure they were not taken. They decided to take the gas. That night, as they settled into their sleeping bags, they turned on the gas, and turned off the lights. In the early morning,I went to where they lay to collect any money they had. As I searched their pockets, I squeezed their breasts.

I had a dream that I was being chased by an alligator through my grandma's back yard, but I couldn't run and it caught up with me and threw me into a tree. Just as it was about to bite my legs off, my grandma came out of her house to help me and turned into the yellow power ranger but with red eyes and fire for hair. This must have distracted the alligator because he started going after her but she blew up his head with her mind.

So I was going to some kind of group activity with my parents, and they had invited this really obnoxious fat girl. They told me I had to drive separate with her to our destination. We ended up getting into an accident and next thing I remember is waking up(in the dream) in a third person overhead view of myself and this girl. My body was severed at the waist and only the top part of my body was functional. The girl was just an arm from the elbow down including a hand. To make things more weird, I decided to go on a river where I was laying on my back on a plank of wood and used this girls arm/hand as a motor in front of me with a string attached. We ended up driving somewhere and that is all I remember.