So I went to the doctor to have some sort of operation done, and the doctor said he needed to clean out my system. So he gave me a plate full of steaks and topped it off with something that looked like yellowish red salt. Then he said "Ok, eat your poop steaks". I was like wtf? Are you serious? One of my friends randomly pops in the doctors office and is like yeah dude, that shit is so good, and started eating some. So then I started eating some. Worst ever.

All of my immediate family all lived together in one small apartment that had a garage beneath it. There was a 5 or 6 month old baby living with us as well, but I don't know whose baby it was. Regardless, it had pooped all over itself so I decided to take it down to the garage to change it. As I did, a semi truck pulled into the garage, and just as it did, my dream turned into a movie trailer and I was watching it. The truck backed in and rolled over the baby, and Joe Pesci got out and said "that solves that!" and then some funny movie music started playing.

There were like 20 chicks lined up in a row on some long table. They were all naked, and I had to go to each of them and eat them out. It was awesome. Except when I got to the last one, her vagina was like sealed shut, so she told me I had to peel it like an orange. She handed me the utensil and when I tried, it started to puss all over and shoot green shit out. I woke up almost vomiting.