I was having a dream that i was back in school.It started with me being in school then there was that bomb that was going to be drop in hiroshima instead it dropped here.Then i went in the classroom only to find out tiny cockroaches where lurking about with acidic spray,and they ate us alive.Then i appeared in a home with 2 chicks and 2 dudes the cockroaches where still there so i decided to use some spray.Then cats started to get stuck in the floor and i pulled them out I then said "Don't hold that,Did you know 100% of cats that come from under your floors have rabies?They where like "Really?" Then the cats where attacking us we were like i don't want rabies!My dad came out and said the only way to kill them is doing this"Then he grabbed a cat and tied it up lit it on fire and hit it with a sledgehammer i tried doing the same but it did't work so then i woke up with an erection?

I stumbled into a tree with a door in it,so I went in and found a little squirrel with an apron on. Then I was like "hey." Then the squirrel transformed into a hot woman. She started to walk to her fridge and grabbed a pack of hot dogs. She took a hot dog then started to shove it to her asshole and then I fucked her.

So I was going to church and these children started giving the sermon. They started the "sermon" off by showing tons of people making out on a large project screen, and alot of boobs were all over the screen as well. It was strange because it was in church. So then it turned into a presentation of one of the children's websites. It was their company or something. They were showing more weird graphics and they came to one page where they wanted to show off how well they programmed this part of their site. It was a web application that was just a bunch of dicks on the screen that you could click and drag them around. The dream ended shortly after.

I am a guy, and I was dreaming that i was in the hospital about to give birth. I had to take a shit so I went in the other room by myself and starting to take my dump when all of a sudden the baby pops out. I catch her before she hits the toilet and hold her in my arms, then the sac things starts coming out and is blowing up like a balloon. A nurse runs in wondering why the baby isn't crying so I spanked the baby.

So I went to the doctor to have some sort of operation done, and the doctor said he needed to clean out my system. So he gave me a plate full of steaks and topped it off with something that looked like yellowish red salt. Then he said "Ok, eat your poop steaks". I was like wtf? Are you serious? One of my friends randomly pops in the doctors office and is like yeah dude, that shit is so good, and started eating some. So then I started eating some. Worst ever.