I am a guy, and I was dreaming that i was in the hospital about to give birth. I had to take a shit so I went in the other room by myself and starting to take my dump when all of a sudden the baby pops out. I catch her before she hits the toilet and hold her in my arms, then the sac things starts coming out and is blowing up like a ballon. A nurse runs in wondering why the baby isnt crying so I spanked the baby.

So I went to the doctor to have some sort of operation done, and the doctor said he needed to clean out my system. So he gave me a plate full of steaks and topped it off with something that looked like yellowish red salt. Then he said "Ok, eat your poop steaks". I was like wtf? Are you serious? One of my friends randomly pops in the doctors office and is like yeah dude, that shit is so good, and started eating some. So then I started eating some. Worst ever.

The enemy was coming, we couldn't all get away safely. The girls knew what would happen to them if they were captured. They decided to make sure they were not taken. They decided to take the gas. That night, as they settled into their sleeping bags, they turned on the gas, and turned off the lights. In the early morning,I went to where they lay to collect any money they had. As I searched their pockets, I squeezed their breasts.

I had a dream that I was being chased by an alligator through my grandma's back yard, but I couldn't run and it caught up with me and threw me into a tree. Just as it was about to bite my legs off, my grandma came out of her house to help me and turned into the yellow power ranger but with red eyes and fire for hair. This must have distracted the alligator because he started going after her but she blew up his head with her mind.

It was the first day on my new job, a Doctor. I left work only to receive a page shortly after. When I got back and asked where I was needed they said it was too late and the patient had died 'cause i took too long. I was like wtf how did she die? She suffocated by having someone else shove their ass in her face. It was how she wanted to go.